So, it’s the night of our due delivery date, and of course Weapon hasn’t showed up. At this point, I’m now calling the baby Godot in my head. (Godot! Geddit? Geddit?!)

And then we catch the first ten minutes of Up on TV somewhere. And suddenly there’s extreme moisture in my eye.

Prospective Dads: DO. NOT. WATCH. UP. Wait till afterwards, at least…